"OY VEY! My mini-grilled cheese sandwiches are burning!"

"I can eat HUNDREDS, my hips are so slim. So slim in fact, that I have to camouflage them! Have you met Colin Firth, here?."

"Woooooahhhhhh!!! Too much bubbly!! Catch me!"

"Thank you. Tell no one."
"I shall not."
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